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Ewan Whosearmy 3:32 Tue Feb 1
Old jokes that no longer work (if they ever did)
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Avon calling. Er, your doorbell isn't working"
"Your wife's a one, isn't she?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Bo Derrick is a ten"
*There's already a joke thread. Use that
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Helmut Shown
6:33 Tue Feb 1
Re: Old jokes that no longer work (if they ever did)
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England cricket team were touring India. They were staying in a five star hotel and came down for dinner. The captain at the time was Mike Gatting and perusing the menu he notices they have turtle soup as an option. He decides to have the soup.
After waiting some time he notices that everybody else has had their starter and were eating their main course. He calls over the waiter and asks where his soup is. The waiter tells him that they are having difficulty with the turtle.
Gatting goes in the kitchen to speak to the chef. The chef explains that they have to wait until the turtle pokes his head from his shell so they can stun him with a hammer then steam it from its shell.
Gatting tells them he can help and promptly jams his thumb up the turtle's arse, the turtle's head pops out and they hit it with a hammer.
The amazed chef asks where he learned such a manoeuvre.
Gatting replies that they have to do it every day to get Gladstone Small's tie on
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Ewan Whosearmy
5:58 Tue Feb 1
Re: Old jokes that no longer work (if they ever did)
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Sorry, Madeasy, didn't see it otherwise would have.
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ornchurch ammer
5:54 Tue Feb 1
Re: Old jokes that no longer work (if they ever did)
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David Sullivan
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madeeasy
3:41 Tue Feb 1
Re: Old jokes that no longer work (if they ever did)
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Could you not have put this on another thread which has been going for a while with a very similar subject....
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ted fenton
3:40 Tue Feb 1
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Good morning madam we're conducting a survey may I ask you what pads do you use ?
Brillo she replied
Oh another bright cunt.
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